I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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