she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
