we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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