Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Randomize