is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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