I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
True strength comes from lack of pants
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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