Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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