i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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