are you still at the devil's house?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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