This girl is more easily done than said...
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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