I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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