: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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