she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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