so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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