a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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