Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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