at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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