i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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