hotel room ftw
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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