On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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