Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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