You made me cry and you don't even care
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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