just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
