if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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