i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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