I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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