i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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