she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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