hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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