do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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