yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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