Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
