There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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