so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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