In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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