singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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