yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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