Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I want a musical about memes.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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