sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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