And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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