the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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