Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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