If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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