i jhust puked up my retainher.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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