yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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