Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's blow job season.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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