theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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