No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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