He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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