Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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