where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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