Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There r osticjed everywhere
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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