Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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