everyone is single if you try hard enough
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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