I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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