Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Holy sore nipples Batman
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