Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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