i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Dear god my vagina.
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